I found a test that determines your sexual freakiness. It was pretty good - but I made some changes to it and added about 10 questions to it. See where you rank - if my math is correct i ended up with a 190. 190 = Professional Freak but still 66 points from Super Freak status. The questions in bold are the ones I have experience in and gave myself points for. Feel free to take the test and post your score in the comments section!
The Freak Test (New & Improved)
1. Have you ever had intercourse? (5pts)
2. Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm (5 pts)
3. Oral Sex Receiving (5pts)
4. Licked an ass? (5pts)
5. Had your ass licked? (5pts)
6. Stuck your tongue in their ass? (10pts)
7. Swallowed Cum? (5pts)
8. Practiced Bondage or BDSM? (5pts)
9. Had anal sex? (5pts)
10. Had an orgasm from anal sex? (5pts)
11. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? (10pts)
12. Had intercourse with someone of the same sex? (5pts)
13. Did a threesome? (5pts)
14. Did a foursome? (5pts)
15. Been in an Orgy? (5pts)
16. Been in a gang bang? (5pts)
17. Had sex in public? (5pts)
18. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? (10pts)
19. Had your toes licked or sucked? (5pts)
20. Licked or sucked someone’s toes? (5pts)
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? (10pts)
22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? (10pts)
23. Had cyber sex or phone sex? (5pts)
24. Watched porn? (5pts)
25. Bought a dirty magazine? (5pts)
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? (5pts)
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? (5pts)
28. Had sex without protection? (5pts)
29. Had someone give you a cum facial (5pts) a. Given someone a cum facial? (5pts)
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? (10pts)
31. Have you participated in any type of scat play? (10pts)
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? (10pts)
33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? (10pts)
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? (5pts)
35. Made someone pass out from sex? (10pts)
36. Tasted your own cum? (5pts)
37. Masturbated? (5pts)
38. Let someone watch you masturbate? (5pts)
39. Ever been naked on a webcam? (5pts)
40. Have you ever performed a sexual act on a webcam alone? (10pts)a. With someone else (10pts) If no then – 200
41. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period? (10pts)
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? (10pts)
43. Had sex in a vehicle? (5pts)
44. Been caught having sex? (5pts)
45. Paid for sex? (5pts)
46. Used toys during sex? (5pts)
47. Used food? (5pts)
48. Like pain from a little too extreme during sex? (5pts)
49. Ever been dominated in bed? (5pts)
50. Ever had a wet dream? (5pts)
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? (5pts)
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? (5pts)
53. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? (10pts)
54. Given or received a footjob? (5pts)
55. Given or received a hand job? (5pts)
56. Fingered or been fingered in the pussy? (5pts)
57. Fingered someone in the ass? (10pts)
58. Been fingered in the ass? (10pts)
Scoring...0 – 60:
You’re an average man or woman that needs a little more adventure.
61 – 110:
You’re a Freak beginner; keep up the good work!
111 – 160:
You’re a big Freak and you’re heading in the right direction.
161 – 210:
You’re a professional Freak and you could charge for your services.
211 – 260:
You’re a Freak God/Goddess and you let them breathless from each session!
261 – Over: Congratulations!!!
You’re a SUPER Freak!!! You should be a sex instructor write the book, and hang the certificate on your wall!
